Monday, December 22, 2008

Computer Virus List

Computer Virus List

Watch out for these viruses. They could be very destructive to your computer:

Ellen Degeneres Virus - Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC
Titanic Virus - Makes your whole computer go down
Disney Virus - Everything in the computer goes Goofy
Prozac Virus - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care
Woody Allen Virus - Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card
Paris Hilton Virus - Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop
Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80GB, and then slowly expands to 300GB
AT&T Virus - Every 3 minutes it tells you what a great service you are getting
MCI Virus - Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T Virus
Viagra Virus - Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip

1 comment:

  1. Hey kid... good job. very interesting though. In ur next blog why don't you try to write about Virus/Worms. Of you there's a nice information called w32.narchea.. do check it out.

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